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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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levels of love

weteevee:

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

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im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk

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zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

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locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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metalliccolouredtitan:

manafromheaven:

rightbetweenthemoonandmars:

unpretty-princess:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

Omfg

I am not even halfway through this video and I am crying from laughter

hOLY SHIT

G OOD LORD

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elsiechapman:

ONE OK ROCK, Musica Aug 2014

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221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

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