May 2013
pastalad:
pastalad:
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
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Just got le email saying Ryon’s new single has just been shipped ^o^
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"what if i go preach vistlip on omegle?"
toratilla:
maybe it’s just bad luck
MOTHERFUCKER
no one deserves to die like that im so sorry
almost
they dont like their gays joyful apparently
so damn close
gOD DAMN IT YOU SHIT HEADS I QUIT
GDTOP vs Tears
Radio announcer: when will you cry in general?
GD: I easily cry when I'm watching drama or movie
TOP: hmm.. me, I cry every morning when I get up
Radio announcer: you mean when you're yawning?
TOP: oh, how did you know?
Radio announcer: argh, not that kind of cry. You don't have any real shedding tears experience?
TOP: Even though I do have, I can't share because of my personality, but yes I cry when I yawn
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zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
little-weed:
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
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It looks like Ryon's got an ameblo again..? →
drinkurdamntea:
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memyselfandhate:
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
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japanlove:
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
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oppas-eyeliner:
“I can’t believe that Jiyong hyong was born on his birthday”
This has been deep thoughts with Seungri.
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Tumblr Lives:
sodamnrelatable:
Just sitting in your room in the middle of the night
Mom is wondering if you’re still up
No safe tab!
Fucking computer doesn’t work as fast as you want
Last option…
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[#CONFIRMED] EXO is delaying their comeback due to...
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
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kaworuhyung:
th is makes me laugh sf hard like he just looks so done with everything oh my god
basicbenben:
neonblogfreak:
pop-lock-and-dropthepj:
I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos
But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
I act different around certain people.
It’s not because I’m fake. It’s because I have a different comfort zone around certain people. I’ll act loud, stupid, be mean to you, act crazy, and do the most stupidest things with you because I’m comfortable around you. But, I can be quiet and shy if I don’t know you that well or we aren’t very close. Just because I act different around certain people, doesn’t mean I’m fake. I just have a...
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narutos-dick:
trenchgun:
“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
kittykatastrophic:
marina-del-cyrus:
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
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